2006 Off To A Dodgy Start

I nominate today as one of the worst international news days in recent months. If this collection of top stories doesn't make you want to reach for a stiff shot, a joint, a fudge cake, your asthma puffer and your blankey all at the same time, I don't know what will:

Recent events in northern Turkey indicate there's a distinct possibility avian flu has mutated into a form that is transmissable human to human.

Ariel Sharon is most likely on his deathbed.

The Conservatives have edged into first place in the election race and are said to be "gaining momentum."

And Lou Rawls bought the farm.

Serenity now!