I Guess One Meaningless Holiday in February Wasn't Enough

My fine sodomite friend Thirza in Saskatoon told me that it's that wonderful time again: Family Day. Everyone in Saskatchewan can stay home and just think about being in a family. Isn't that great? I so often forget that I have any relatives. It's so thoughtful of the state to remind me.

The back story on this official holiday: it was instituted about eight years ago after a loudly lobbying bunch of homophobes got all freaked out about society unravelling because of 'gay marriage'. Homophobes whose families are apparently so flimsily held together that, without all this pathetically defensive and obnoxious posturing, non-heterosexuals making official their families somewhere across town or across the country could rip theirs apart.

And these are the people we're supposed to be encouraging to reproduce?

Blaming the 'breakdown' of society on 'gay marriage' is like saying the Titanic went down because there was no wind to blow it back onto its proper course that night.

I'm going to get finger cramps from inserting annoying quotes everywhere if I carry on with this topic. Such a holiday is so equally offensive to every dead average intellect and to any half-open heart, its premises so absurd, that it makes me want to go burn something down.